so uncool

here's where I stop trying

Jun 10
“I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys.” Rudy Francisco, “A Lot Like You” (via stxxz)

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May 21
gothamsnexttoprobin:

phrux:

shinigamihime:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now



Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag

^^^^^^

gothamsnexttoprobin:

phrux:

shinigamihime:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag

^^^^^^

(via methmaker)


methmaker:

knowledge is knowing that your actions do not matter on the grander scale of the universe

wisdom is like “fuck that, yo”



“He treated me like I was nothing and used me. I let him.” (r.i.d)

He treated me like I was nothing and used me. I let him.” (r.i.d)

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May 20
dennys:

"Weekly game at Denny’s"
DM: You carefully open the door, a wave of delicious breakfast flavored aromas invades your nostrils. A half-orc female waits at the host stand. She greets you as you enter. “Hello and welcome to Denny’s, adventurers! I’ve got a table right over here!”
ALTROC: I sheath my sword and approach the half-orc. “Could we have a booth instead?”
DM: Roll Charisma.
ALTROC: 12 on the die, so 16 total. 
DM: “Sure!” She says with a smile, “Right this way please!”
ALTROC: I follow.
BELNOR: I do too.
ARTHUS: I already ate, but still want to enjoy the Denny’s, so I cast Cause Hunger on myself, then follow the group to our booth.
DM: Your tummy rumbles at the thought of devouring bacon and eggs.
MYLEE: I don’t follow just yet. I go to the claw machine and with rogue-like reflexes I attempt to get that cute little stuffed bear wearing an eyepatch.
DM: Okay. Let’s see… Roll open lock.
MYLEE: 24 total.
DM: You effortlessly pick the lock on the machine, the front opens.
MYLEE: I grab my prize. Are there any children around?
DM: Roll spot.
MYLEE: 18. 
DM: You see a couple with two young kids.

MYLEE: I grab toys and give them each one. Then I head to the table for my meal. All this stealing has got me hungry. 

dennys:

"Weekly game at Denny’s"

DM: You carefully open the door, a wave of delicious breakfast flavored aromas invades your nostrils. A half-orc female waits at the host stand. She greets you as you enter. “Hello and welcome to Denny’s, adventurers! I’ve got a table right over here!”

ALTROC: I sheath my sword and approach the half-orc. “Could we have a booth instead?”

DM: Roll Charisma.

ALTROC: 12 on the die, so 16 total. 

DM: “Sure!” She says with a smile, “Right this way please!”

ALTROC: I follow.

BELNOR: I do too.

ARTHUS: I already ate, but still want to enjoy the Denny’s, so I cast Cause Hunger on myself, then follow the group to our booth.

DM: Your tummy rumbles at the thought of devouring bacon and eggs.

MYLEE: I don’t follow just yet. I go to the claw machine and with rogue-like reflexes I attempt to get that cute little stuffed bear wearing an eyepatch.

DM: Okay. Let’s see… Roll open lock.

MYLEE: 24 total.

DM: You effortlessly pick the lock on the machine, the front opens.

MYLEE: I grab my prize. Are there any children around?

DM: Roll spot.

MYLEE: 18. 

DM: You see a couple with two young kids.

MYLEE: I grab toys and give them each one. Then I head to the table for my meal. All this stealing has got me hungry. 


sixpenceee:

Déjà Vu

Déjà vu is the experience of being certain that you have experienced or seen a new situation previously – you feel as though the event has already happened or is repeating itself.

The experience is usually accompanied by a strong sense of familiarity and a sense of eeriness, strangeness, or weirdness. The “previous” experience is usually attributed to a dream, but sometimes there is a firm sense that it has truly occurred in the past.

Déjà Vécu

Déjà vécu is what most people are experiencing when they think they are experiencing deja vu.

Déjà vu is the sense of having seen something before, whereas déjà vécu is the experience of having seen an event before, but in great detail – such as recognizing smells and sounds. 

Déjà Visité

Déjà visité is a less common experience and it involves an uncanny knowledge of a new place. For example, you may know your way around a a new town or a landscape despite having never been there, and knowing that it is impossible for you to have this knowledge. 

Déjà Senti

Déjà senti is the phenomenon of having “already felt” something. This is exclusively a mental phenomenon and seldom remains in your memory afterwards.

You could think of it as the feeling of having just spoken, but realizing that you, in fact, didn’t utter a word.

Jamais Vu

Jamais vu (never seen) describes a familiar situation which is not recognized. It is often considered to be the opposite of déjà vu and it involves a sense of eeriness. The observer does not recognize the situation despite knowing rationally that they have been there before.

Chris Moulin, of Leeds University, asked 92 volunteers to write out “door” 30 times in 60 seconds. He reported that 68% of the precipitants showed symptoms of jamais vu, such as beginning to doubt that “door” was a real word. This has lead him to believe that jamais vu may be a symptom of brain fatigue.

Presque Vu

Presque vu is very similar to the “tip of the tongue” sensation – it is the strong feeling that you are about to experience an epiphany – though the epiphany seldom comes. 

L’esprit de l’Escalier

L’esprit de l’escalier (stairway wit) is the sense of thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late. 

Capgras Delusion

Capgras delusion is the phenomenon in which a person believes that a close friend or family member has been replaced by an identical looking impostor. This could be tied in to the old belief that babies were stolen and replaced by changelings in medieval folklore, as well as the modern idea of aliens taking over the bodies of people on earth to live amongst us for reasons unknown. This delusion is most common in people with schizophrenia but it can occur in other disorders.

Fregoli Delusion

Fregoli delusion is a rare brain phenomenon in which a person holds the belief that different people are, in fact, the same person in a variety of disguises. It is often associated with paranoia and the belief that the person in disguise is trying to persecute them.

It was first reported in 1927 in the case study of a 27-year-old woman who believed she was being persecuted by two actors whom she often went to see at the theatre. She believed that these people “pursued her closely, taking the form of people she knows or meets”.

Prosopagnosia

Prosopagnosia is a phenomenon in which a person is unable to recognize faces of people or objects that they should know. People experiencing this disorder are usually able to use their other senses to recognize people – such as a person’s perfume, the shape or style of their hair, the sound of their voice, or even their gait. A classic case of this disorder was presented in the 1998 book (and later Opera by Michael Nyman) called “The man who mistook his wife for a hat”.

SOURCE

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May 18
tastefullyoffensive:

An incredible picture of a soul leaving the body

tastefullyoffensive:

An incredible picture of a soul leaving the body

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melleigh:


This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

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May 14

lettucecopernicus:

I fucking win.   


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